Monday, February 09, 2009

i never thought this day would come

it's my very first nigerian scam email!

Dearest,
I am 24 years old and a 3rd year Business Admin student of London Global University. My father was in the Precious Stone industry and owned mines in Tanzania, He also used to deal (buy and sell) in diamonds from Angola, Sierra Leone and Democratic Republic of Congo (former Zaire).It is sad to say that he died of the deadly Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome - AIDS on the 15th Feb, 2007.Two days after my father was pronounced HIV positive, my mother Committed suicide. Now I can no longer walk freely on the streets, at School or even in the church without being pointed at or gossiped about. This development has affected me academically, physically and Psychologically and I have decided to come over to your country where I Would have peace to live and further my education and have contacted you to assist me to transfer out the sum of $US4.5M which my father deposited with Safe Place, my upkeep when it became Obvious he was going to die. I intend to invest this money in your business or any other business you deem healthy. However, my uncle do not know about this money and my father on his sick bed, warned me not to let him know
About it so I'll appreciate if you keep my letter confidential or delete if you do not accept my proposal. You'll be rewarded with 30% of the total Funds for your effort.

Send your reply at my private email address:susandudu2318@yahoo.com

i wait your urgent reply

Sussan Dudu


i just had to share.

6 comments:

jen j-m said...

if you like that, i have some male enhancement medicine with your name all over it!

lizzie lou said...

ha! thanks, jen!

Adam said...

TAKE THE MONEY!!!

lizzie lou said...

dear susan/sussan,

wow, that's a lot of money! i can understand how the deal with your uncle would make it impossible for you to just go to the bank and withdraw it (plus, it would be so heavy! how would you make it to the us of a with over four million dollars in your pockets?). sure, i'd be happy to help -- and 30 percent seems fair. instead of me giving you my bank account number, etc, how about you just send me a check?

love,
dearest

mama d said...

Can I pretend I'm you and take him/her up on that great offer?

lizzie lou said...

sure, go for it mama d!