Tuesday, September 30, 2008

verboten

if you're sending bean a package, don't include any of these things:

Absinthe.
Articles bearing political or religious notations on the address side.
Weapons and ammunition.
Perishable infectious biological substances.
Playing cards, except in complete decks properly wrapped.
Pulverized coca beans.
Radioactive materials.
Melatonin.
Live plants and animals.
Human remains.

my favorite items on this list are absinthe and playing cards.

3 comments:

Danni said...

You are making me very hungry. And I was all set to send her absinthe -- thankfully I happened to check your blog first.

mama d said...

We haven't done anything with Dad's ashes yet, and I was thinking that they might just be the perfect antidote to homesickness. Darn!

lizzie lou said...

Oh, you are both so sweet to think of her!