*the maine switch digs milo in maine!
*i don't think you want to read this excerpt from a recent new yorker article about itching. i really don't think you want to do that.
*i got me a really cool barack obama bumper sticker. i had to order ten of them, and only two are spoken for so far. anybody want one?
*iphone users are too cool for long fingernails.
*poor pig-on-the-run, tasered.