Thursday, December 01, 2005

holiday gift ideas



for that dog lover in your life, here's a brilliant gift idea! fake sleeping dogs! they breathe, they're warm and fuzzy, but unlike live dogs, they never wake up!

our local mall is so weird. i heard that it opened at 1:00 am the day after thanksgiving, except that it was only "locally owned" stores that were open. which means, i guess, that all the bizarre kiosks were open -- like "perfect petzzz" and "happy feet," which are huge ugly slippers that look like oversized sneakers, and the light-up pictures with moving waterfalls... who are the lucky recipients of all this crap, i wonder??

6 comments:

janet said...

Hey, where's the poodle puppy? I was tempted to buy a pug puppy for Leigh Fernandez, possibly the world's most fervent dog lover, who will probably never get a dog until she's an adult, but the $44.99 before shipping stopped me. And I guess I'll have to see about returning that waterfall that I bought at a Mall kiosk on Thanksgiving to give you for Christmas! Darn!

lizzie lou said...

oh...when i said "crap," i wasn't referring to the lovely moving waterfall pictures, of course!

Michaela said...

liz, i was going to ask my mom for some of those lovely happy feet, but my college isn't represented! I guess we're just not good enough at football...

yr mom said...

that "dog" is soooo creepy........why is it so much creepier than a stuffed "dog" ?

miss gliss said...

the cat is worse: click on the link.

Zoe said...

i hate the mall.