bean and boo went over to their friends' house saturday night to play this dungeons and dragons-type game called GURPS. m and i snuck back off to duckfat.
you know how sometimes you're in a store or something, and a person next to you starts talking to you, thinking you're her friend who was standing there a minute ago, but who moved silently down the aisle without the person noticing? that happened to me today, except the person was speaking german.
in other supermarket adventures, a man bumped into me in the snack aisle where i was contemplating "pretzels? or popcorn?" and then said, "whiter owls! they need whiter owls in here!" and i thought, yikes, crazy, and only later realized he was actually saying, "wider aisles."