i spotted this in the "i spy" section of the portland phoenix personal ads (i continue to read "i spy" hopefully each week, although i suspect it's usually completely fabricated by the editorial staff):
you were walking down congress street saturday night with a squirrel costume on. it's vital i find this person, or anyone with a squirrel costume like that! 845-5105.
in other phoenix news, scroll down to "best t-shirt to match your coffee."